…that a rose by any other name would have a far lower Google ranking?

…that the first stationary bicycle was an embarrassing manufacturing error?

…that the Jerusalem artichoke is neither from Jerusalem, nor a choke, nor arty in the least degree?

…that the American Robin (Turdus migratorius) can sing all the songs of Isham Jones except “It Had to Be You”?

…that, in defiance of Darwinian orthodoxy, sponges evolved hundreds of millions of years before the first kitchen sink?

…that Pharaoh’s command to make bricks without straw was a process innovation universally endorsed by today’s brick manufacturers?

…that cumulus clouds are entirely imaginary?