The management of the Four Chord Music Festival has announced that this year’s festival will feature a performance by Miss Diana Smoulder, the ravishing heartthrob of the hurdy-gurdy. According to judges, all her submissions met the entrance requirements with three chords to spare.

The Earl’s Own Early Music Ensemble invites the public to a Sing Along with Palestrina concert at O’Brady’s Bar and Grill on Saturday at 8 p.m. Three-drink minimum.

Popular middlebrow band The Luxurious Socks have denied the rumors of a breakup, saying that the band simply needed some “apart time” and will be going to separate continuing-education classes to learn more about, like, psychology and stuff.

Rap-jazz fusion artist Felonious Thelonious will be guest-hosting Face the Nation this Sunday.

British rock legend Sir Jeremy Freakout has released his first single in five decades. Titled “Nothing Freaks Me Out Anymore,” the song consists of a rhythm track, a number of repeated cues from late-night public-affairs programming, and Sir Jeremy’s own distinctive snoring.


  1. von Hindenburg says:

    This website is solely responsible for the amount of hurdy-gurdy music that I now listen to. It’s much of what I love about the various sorts of pipes, but with greater precision and control. Give this a playlist a listen sometime. If nothing else, it’s great music to work to:

  2. von Hindenburg says:

    These stories are solely responsible for how much I’ve come to enjoy the hurdy-gurdy. All the best points of the various forms of pipes, but with greater precision.

  3. von Hindenburg says:

    The upper comment was, apparently, caught by the spam filter, hence its repetition. If this site permitted deletions, I would do so.

    • Dr. Boli says:

      We might delete one of them later, but right now we still have three hours and forty-seven minutes of hurdy-gurdy music to get through.

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