Tastes may vary. Obey all traffic laws. Do not taste coffee under water or in a burning building.
Single-Source Sumatran Extra-Long Sideways. Each bean is hand-shaped into the likeness of a well-known Indonesian politician. $18,945.99/lb.
Tastes like: Caviar, truffles, Château Margaux.
Quite Expensive 110% Arabica Blend of Ethiopian Origin. Hand-picked and guaranteed blessed by Ethiopian monks. $86.99/lb.
Tastes like: Mountain mists, stunning vistas, and chocolate, if chocolate tasted more like coffee.
Proprietor's Special Blend. Seasonally adjusted to the proprietor's violent mood swings. $18.95/lb.
Tastes like: Despair, joy, mania, and cold indifference.
Big Round Can Special Blend from Who Knows Where. $8.99/lb.
Tastes like: Coffee.
Dollar Store Bargain Shelf Coffee-in-a-Bag. $0.75/lb.
Tastes like: Old clothes, pickles, whitewash.