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My sister Matilda was fanatical about her health. She was a great believer in the healing powers of nature, and she insisted on natural remedies for everything. When her doctor told her she wouldn’t live more than six months if she didn’t let him fill her with nasty chemical medicines, she ditched him and went to a naturopath instead, and when she died two months later she didn’t have a single artificial chemical medicine in her body. To honor her legacy, I’m selling the kinds of natural remedies Matilda loved, because the other thing my sister really loved was money.