Brenneman’s Beige Condiment is the perfect finishing touch to every meal. Never bland and insipid like traditional white condiments, never harsh and bitter like brown condiments, Brenneman’s Beige is the next best thing to no condiment at all.


  1. tom says:

    How quaint to have lived at a time when people would put extra “stuff” on restaurant food! Who would ever think of adding a single thing to the Whopper?

  2. Reepicheep says:

    Imagine my consternation when I first traveled to the UK and was offered “brown sauce” and asked if I would like “rocket” in my salad.

  3. The Shadow says:

    I’ll bet Beige pairs well with Filboid Studge!

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