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The Apology Practice of Rufinus and Rufinus would like to apologize sincerely and without reservation to all the ignorant yokels who misunderstood our advertise-ment last Tuesday. We are very sorry that our little ad bruised the eyeballs of so many prissy whiny self-loathing over-sensitive crybabies who think the world revolves around them and can’t take a joke. We’ll be sure to take a sensitivity class from one of you precious delicate flowers, and the next time we decide to lighten things up with a little ethnic humor we’ll be sure to pick some ethnic group that doesn’t have the same self-esteem problems you crackers seem to have down there in the Peachpit State.