Don’t you wish you had fire insurance?

The roar of the flames… the clang of the bell… the heart-pounding action of a thrilling rescue… and you missed it!
It can happen to anybody. A few minutes of inattention, an unexpected engagement elsewhere, a weekend trip out of town, and you can miss the conflagration of a lifetime.
But you needn’t worry if you’re covered. Our surprisingly affordable policies protect you in the event of missed op-portunities for gawking. Take out a policy now. Then, the next time you miss a big fire, simply call your Morton Mutual agent, and we’ll set fire to another building at a time convenient for you.

The Morton Mutual Fire Assurance Company