Help wanted: Poets needed to work on epic narrative of prominent businessman’s adventures in the packaged-snack-food industry. No experience necessary. On-the-job training provided: earn as you learn. Opportunity for advancement: climb as you rhyme. Competitive pay. We challenge you to find any other poets in the Capital District getting minimum wage. Apply in person to J. Rutherford Pinckney, Schenectady Small Arms & Biscuit Co., Inc., Erie Boulevard campus.