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Imagine this in the hands of a child! This is a pencil. Do you know how dangerous it is? Armed with a pencil, anyone of even the slightest muscular development can make marks on paper—with no intermediate network or device. Yes, even a child can wield the power of unlimited verbal or pictorial expression—expression that cannot be monitored or controlled. A child can write stories or poems or philosophical essays. A child can draw mocking pic-tures of the spokesman for a charitable foundation that show him as a big-headed goofball with a bulbous nose. And no algorithm can prevent it! Once a pencil is in the hands of a child, order and decency are dead, and chaos prevails. Don’t wait! If you suspect your children may be in possession of pencils, ransack their rooms until you find and destroy the cursed things. Then give them something productive and educational to play with, like a pocket knife or a blowtorch. The Pencil Awareness Foundation, Sharpsburg.

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