Volunteers needed for new study on the effects of studies on the subjects who volunteer for them. Subjects will be required to fill out weekly surveys and answer irrelevant but embarrassing personal questions. Selected volunteers will be subjected to random bureaucratic inconveniences, such as being dressed in the chicken suit. At the end of the study, all participants will be given one $100 bill each, which they will be told is counterfeit, as part of an unrelated study by our friends in the Economics Department on the ethical sense of the average American when presented with a moral dilemma involving direct pecuniary benefit to the subject. Duck Hollow University, Department of Applied Psychology and Popular Entertainment.