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“Oh boy! It’s easy to build this triple-barrel laser cannon!” Teach your boys the importance of the right to bear arms, and help them learn superweapon safety while they are still young and impres-sionable, with the Pretorius Build-It-Yourself Triple-Barrel Laser Cannon Kit. Capable of bring-ing down most military aircraft at a distance of 9.3 miles, this kit is easily assembled by ages eight and up, and gives boys the confidence they need to become productive supervillains in adult life. Pretorius Scientific Novelties, Hazelwood.

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  1. KevinT says:
    November 15, 2024 at 9:33 am

    Even better… get two of them and build a sextuple-barrel laser cannon. Not only will the prepubescent lads enjoy producing twice the damage, but they will also enjoy snickering at the titillating name. However, I suggest that Pretorius use the scientifically-preferred measure of 15 km.

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