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Hey, college grads! Looking for a lifetime career, not just a job? Why not choose slavery? If you’re up to your armpits in student-loan debt, and you’ve been turned down for every job you’ve applied for, you’re probably wondering how you can have a secure and stable future. That’s why the smart young people are turning to slavery. Slavery is the career choice that makes all other choices superfluous. With slavery you get a lifetime position with plenty of fresh air and sunshine, and all your needs are taken care of.1 And what happens to your debt? That’s the best part! You don’t owe a thing anymore, because legally you’re not a person! So make the choice of a lifetime now. Say hello to slavery and say goodbye to worry!

December 2, 2024. One comment.

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  1. James the lesser says:
    December 3, 2024 at 4:22 pm

    Or if tobacco makes you sneeze, there’s always grad school

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