NOTICE.

NOTICE: A court decision requires us to post this notice: These cigarettes will kill you in a very painful and unpleasant way, and meanwhile they eat up most of your disposable income and make you smell horrible and are likely to set fire to your car any day now, and you got fired from your job for taking unauthorized smoke breaks, and your wife deserted you and your sister won’t speak to you and your grown children all moved to New Zealand because you wouldn’t stop smoking, and everything that’s wrong with your life can be traced directly to these cigarettes, and you’re STILL BUYING THEM you STUPID SUCKER. Sincerely, your friends at Chesterbrook Tobacco.

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