Transcribed below. The typewriter is a Tower Constellation (made for Sears by Smith-Corona) with a special-ordered Elite Gothic 16 type face—a combination that may be unique in the world, since the type was not offered with this model in Sears catalogues.

Ingredients.

Water, sugar, soybean paste,
Marmot powder, gluten waste,
Ground chicanery, camel whey,
Trolley transfers, buckwheat hay,
Monosodium glutamate,
Brown stuff from an unmarked crate,
Juice of one aronia berry,
All the pickles we could carry.
It won’t do you any favors
To list the artificial flavors.