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I called up the appliance store. 
     “Can you arrange a range?”
“Indeed,” the salesman answered. “For 
     A thousand bucks and change,
We can arrange a range of ranges,
And our selection daily changes.

“Right here at Grange’s Range Exchange 
     Ranges are what we do.
Don’t be a stranger! Call the Ranger! 
     Ranger Grange serves you
Down by the Parkway interchange 
     On Business 22.”

But I decided then and there
     I’m sick of that word “range.”
I very nearly tore my hair
     And gave myself the mange.

So I decided I should not
     Let words denude my head.
I went to Metro Mart and bought
     A microwave instead.