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  1. tom says:
    April 16, 2025 at 6:27 am

    Sounds like one of those win/win situations. Win/win/win if you count the bank. And anyway long term, we’re always dead as somebody once said.

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  2. Belfry Bat says:
    April 16, 2025 at 2:55 pm

    Hey now, steamfittery is respectable trade!

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    • Mrs. Bat says:
      April 19, 2025 at 7:28 pm

      It sure is!

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      • Occasional Correspondent says:
        April 19, 2025 at 7:47 pm

        While steamfittery is a respectable trade, Mr. Algernon Steamfitters, president of his eponymous bank, is perhaps less so — refer to Dr. Boli’s Press Clippings from 2008, on 10/21 and 10/24, and draw your own conclusion.

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        • Dr. Boli says:
          April 19, 2025 at 10:16 pm

          Since Dr. Boli himself had to go looking for those two clippings, he added the links in the comment above, with thanks to Occasional Correspondent for his long memory.

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