Pittsburgh Regional Transit is looking for artists to design artistic enhancements to the new University Line. The transit corridor will connect downtown with four universities, all of which hate each other, and will go through neighborhoods with long traditions of community activism. We are therefore specifically seeking artistic enhancements that are not very interesting, and thus are unlikely to attract unfavorable attention, or any attention at all. If you are an artist with pedestrian tastes whose art has been hailed by critics as “dull,” you may be exactly the sort of artist we are looking for. Get off at the Wood Street subway station, walk up Sixth Avenue to the PRT Downtown Service Center in the Gimbels Building, and speak to Mrs. Beeler behind the counter, and if you can make her understand what you want, you have passed the first stage of the selection process.