From DR. BOLI’S ENCYCLOPEDIA OF MISINFORMATION.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Xanadu.—In Xanadu did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure dome decree, as S. T. Coleridge chronicled for us in his famous poem. Unfortunately, the poet was interrupted by a person on business from Porlock before he could work the names of the architect and contractor into his verse, and by the time he got back to his desk he had forgotten them.