IN RELIGIOUS NEWS.

The Rev. Bob-Bob Lee, whose direct hotline to the Holy Spirit was knocked out by the recent storms, has asked patients in local hospices to serve as couriers. He has a number of demands to which the Spirit has been unable to respond owing to the breakdown in communications. If you are scheduled to meet your Maker in a few days or weeks, would you kindly consider taking a message from the Rev. Bob-Bob with you? He will be sure to add your family’s welfare to his list of demands.