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What’s Wrong with This Picture? Every day, millions of people commit irredeemable sins against etiquette that ruin their reputations and force them to move to McKeesport under an assumed name and take a job as a street sweeper. Can you spot the five unforgivable social blunders shown in the picture below?

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  1. Belfry Bat says:

    Maybe we’ll move to McKeesport one day! It sounds as though there’s nifty folks about.

  2. Maypo says:

    6. Man on date with felonious mink transporter smiles in approval.

    • Occasional Correspondent says:

      Perhaps he smiles because she is transporting the goods FOR him, at his behest — Mule Woman, carrier of contraband, and gymnastic, ready to take the fall.

  3. heloise says:

    But is it good etiquette to use your date so?

    • Jago. says:

      Etiquette, Schmetiquette, it’s just a woman.  Join the webinar and you’ll find that Rule 22 teaches us “Never give a sucker an even break” — it would be ill-mannered to do so. “Sucker” includes all mules.

      Keep the obloquy so strict! May those who give breaks to suckers be cast down to McKeesport.

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