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Socks with a purpose: For every left sock you order from us, we donate one right sock to a homeless shelter. The Youghiogheny Left Sock Corporation, Port Vue.

September 24, 2025. 5 comments.

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heloise says:

September 24, 2025 at 12:38 am

Do not eat. May become lodged in the mouth resulting in a medical condition known as A Sock In The Jaw.

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Shelter for Homeless Marine Mammals says:

September 24, 2025 at 12:51 am

Here at the Shelter for Homeless Marine Mammals we are grateful for your singleton gifts. We find they make excellent snout warmers — yes — Socks With A Purpose go to Porpoises With A Sock.

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- Martin The Mess says:
  
  September 27, 2025 at 10:39 am
  
  Or they make nice sleeping bags for sea otters. Yes, donate today, and your undergarments can become Otter garments.
  
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tom says:

September 24, 2025 at 5:59 am

The concept “left wing” has now been extended to “left foot.”

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- Belfry Bat says:
  
  September 24, 2025 at 2:10 pm
  
  … but whose side are they on???
  
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