From DR. BOLI’S UNABRIDGED DICTIONARY.

Politics (noun).—Any organized method of deciding how many inoffensive bystanders must die in order to keep or gain power for a privileged class. (A disorganized method is called a riot.)

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  1. Mrs. Bat says:

    From my brother (erstwhile politics major):
    Politics:
    Poly—many
    Ticks—blood sucking arachnids

  2. From an old Heinlein novel, Politics is how we decide who’s gonna be in charge and what we’re gonna collectively do about what problems, *without* having to kill people as part of the process of discussion and argument. War is Politics by other means, where you do kill people as a method of argument.

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