HOW MODERN SCIENCE IS MAKING LIFE BETTER.

Here’s how modern science is making life better.
Free energy at last! Oration of ordinary state legislator powers large dynamo, generating electricity to power average urban apartment. Excess gas is burned off harmlessly to prevent explosion.
Is he officer material? The Army’s new Autohydraulic Pectorimeter measures expansion capacity of subject’s chest, taking guesswork out of promotions.
Offensive odors from industry, German cooking, etc., are easily conquered with this new powerful and convenient 3-hose Atmospheric Recalibration Engine, which provides the wearer with a neutral nasal environment for up to eight hours of continuous use.
Your HR department’s best friend! New Polyoptical Periplex measures subject’s aptitude for complex inanity, weeding out troublesome candidates before hours are wasted on interviews.