Chorus:
Row, row, row, Romania!
You’ve just got to beat Albania!
We’ve all got Romania mania,
So row, row, row, Romania!

1. We’re the pride of Transylvania!
In our hair we wear gazania,
In our buttonholes, gerania—
So row, row, row, Romania! (Chorus.)

2. We were tops in Lithuania,
And we held off Mauritania.
We sure showed Tripolitania—
So row, row, row, Romania! (Chorus.)

3. And we’ll row to Pennsylvania
Round the south coast of Tasmania
(While we mispronounce “Tanzania”)—
So row, row, row, Romania! (Chorus.)

4. And our song keeps getting zania
(The effect of melomania)
Till it hurts our poor old crania—
So row, row, row, Romania! (Chorus.)