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I can feel my face again! For years I did everything I could think of to take care of my face. I slathered it with cold creams, hot creams, lukewarm creams… I slapped on face masks… I tried powders and salves and layers of goo from jars with French labels… Then I discovered soap. Soap is the miracle compound that cleans the skin better than any cream or mask—and then rinses away completely, leaving no gooey residue, no unsightly pallor. See your soap dealer today, and get reacquainted with your own skin tonight! The Soap Council, twelfth floor, Lampblack Building

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  1. KevinT says:
    March 31, 2026 at 8:58 am

    Given Dr. Boli’s advanced age, I am surprised that he hasn’t recommended Lava (est. 1893). With the addition of pumice, it’s more than just soap. It will remove that superfluous layer of dead skin cells (and perhaps a layer of live cells too) and leave your face a glowing shade of pink.

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