The next time you decide to bake fortune cookies, you may wish to include a few of these wise and inspiring sayings on the little slips of paper inside them.

Tomorrow will be filled with laughter and joy, which will help you brace for the day after tomorrow.

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Fortune favors customers who buy Lucky Dog Brand fortune cookies, but those who buy from our competitors invariably fall into wells.

Folk wisdom will guide you well; folk science will probably kill you.

A period of healing is near. A period of serious injury is nearer.

When one door closes, another door opens, usually with a tiger behind it.