For three years straight during the Depression, the Easter Bunny sold colored eggs from a tin cup in front of Frank & Seder’s department store.
Attempts by Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny to share data on naughty children have so far run aground on the rock of incompatible databases.
Though it was previously believed that the Easter Bunny’s given name was Bernard, recent research has established with near certainty that it is in fact Reginald.
To avoid recognition during the off season, the Easter Bunny frequently travels disguised as a fox squirrel.
When he reaches the end of his useful existence, the Easter Bunny is regenerated like the phoenix, except that the process is a bit messier.