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The glamor and romance of farm work can be yours! In an AI-driven economy, the harvest, with its age-old rituals and healthful outdoor exercise, still needs the human touch. The Mudpatch School of Agricultural Labor can prepare you for a rewarding career in this enchanting and literal field of endeavor. Send for our free brochure: “So You Want to Pick Grapes: Here’s Where You Start.” Mudpatch School of Agricultural Labor, In the Rusty Trailer Where County Route 4523 Crosses the Crick, Mudpatch, South Carolina.

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  1. tom says:
    April 9, 2026 at 6:12 am

    I hope the first thing they teach is not to go off into the fields in high heels.

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  2. KevinT says:
    April 9, 2026 at 9:15 am

    Dr. Boli and the Mudpatch School are behind the times. “Literal” these days no longer means “literal” but instead means “figurative”. For example, an influencer (a job label that would have made no sense when I was last looking for work) might say: “I literally died of embarrassment.”

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  3. The Masters says:
    April 9, 2026 at 7:46 pm

    In an AI-driven economy (as you say), harvesting light for electrical power is far more important than harvesting weeds for human consumption.  Your fields will be overroofed with solar panels.  Humans have enough food in storage to last . . . well, as long as AI needs humans to last.

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