The Lincoln Place Civil War Reenactment Society will be reenacting the Congolese civil war this Saturday from 1:00 to 3:30 p.m. Members of the public are earnestly invited to the festivities, as we have not yet rounded up enough people to represent even a tenth of the different factions. Bob Krantz, who was scheduled to reenact the Coalition Congolaise pour le Changement Radical et la Démocratie, will not be able to perform in the reenactment because his wife has decided it is stupid, so he he has asked us to solicit volunteers to act as substitutes.