COCKTAILS AND KINDRED DEVELOPMENTS.

Cocktail.—A mixed drink consisting of one or more alcoholic beverages combined with flavoring agents of various sorts. So called originally from tasting like something that came out of the back end of a rooster.

Mocktail.—A mixed drink formed on the analogy of a cocktail, but containing no alcohol, invented as a practical joke upon drunkards.

Docktail.—Any mixed drink favored by sailors and served near the docks at a seaport. The best-known is the Captain Jack Rackham Docktail, which consists of rum mixed with a different brand of rum.

Schlocktail.—A cocktail with a name too silly to be mentioned in mixed company.

Hocktail.—A specialty cocktail so expensive that is is necessary to pawn one’s watch or jewels to pay for it.

Groktail.—A strong cocktail that causes the drinker to feel well informed on every subject.

Shocktail.—A mixed drink with an unpleasantly unexpected ingredient, such as brightly colored candy-coated chocolates.

Smocktail.—A mixed drink favored by artists and usually involving absinthe.

Clocktail.—The last drink before closing time.

Comments

  1. Fred says:

    This is the best collection since Cave Man invented rocktail.

  2. RepubAnon says:

    Roses are blue
    Violets are pink.
    After you’ve had
    Your thirteenth drink.
    -Anon

  3. KevinT says:

    I would have thought that something coming from the wrong end of a rooster would be called a proc-tail.

  4. Crocktail — An alcoholic beverage served in a small clay pot.

    Blocktail — An alcoholic beverage, marketed to hipsters, that instead of being a couple ice cubes floating in a liquid mixture of alcohol and other fluids, is a small pocket of liquid alcohol suspended inside of a solid block of ice.

    Glocktail — A drink that your bartender will only make if ordered to at gunpoint.

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