Back in the Paleogene era when this article was published, it linked to an offsite quiz that is no longer available. We keep the article here for the sake of the comments.

You have seen the little quizzes that circulate on so-called social media. They are designed to reveal something about your personality that you never suspected before, such as what kind of soup you were in a previous life. The main problem with them, however, has always been that not one of them was written by Dr. Boli. That problem has now been solved.