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Posted by Dr. Boli on November 18, 2024. 2 comments.

You recycle waste paper…but what about the ideas you wrote down on it? We all want to do our part to reduce waste. We’ve learned to put our waste paper in the recycling bin, so it can be recycled and go on to a new life in somebody else’s recycling bin.
But, sadly, many of the thoughts and ideas we wrote down on that paper still end up in landfills, polluting our intellectual environment.
That’s why there’s the Internet. When you publish your fleeting thoughts to all and sundry on line, you’re guaranteeing that even your worst ideas will have a second life.
Don’t forget to spew your thoughts on social media before you toss that paper.
The Internet—It’s the waste paper basket of the mind.

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Posted by Dr. Boli on November 15, 2024. One comment.

“Oh boy! It’s easy to build this triple-barrel laser cannon!” Teach your boys the importance of the right to bear arms, and help them learn superweapon safety while they are still young and impres-sionable, with the Pretorius Build-It-Yourself Triple-Barrel Laser Cannon Kit. Capable of bring-ing down most military aircraft at a distance of 9.3 miles, this kit is easily assembled by ages eight and up, and gives boys the confidence they need to become productive supervillains in adult life. Pretorius Scientific Novelties, Hazelwood.

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Posted by Dr. Boli on November 13, 2024. 2 comments.

Volunteers needed for new study on the effects of studies on the subjects who volunteer for them. Subjects will be required to fill out weekly surveys and answer irrelevant but embarrassing personal questions. Selected volunteers will be subjected to random bureaucratic inconveniences, such as being dressed in the chicken suit. At the end of the study, all participants will be given one $100 bill each, which they will be told is counterfeit, as part of an unrelated study by our friends in the Economics Department on the ethical sense of the average American when presented with a moral dilemma involving direct pecuniary benefit to the subject. Duck Hollow University, Department of Applied Psychology and Popular Entertainment.