Wanted: Executive with strong track record of driving large retail companies into the ground to drive large retail company into the ground. Successful candidate will have left a trail of bankrupt retail chains across the length and breadth of the North American continent, and will be ready to make mincemeat of the FitzGillers chain of discount department stores. Benefits include seven-figure sign-on bonus and unlimited pillaging of company assets while assets last. Apply to Mrs. Jacob H. FitzGillers through my divorce lawyers, Rufinus & Rufinus, and together we’ll see that Jake gets what’s coming to him.

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