The typewriter is a Hermes 3000 from 1971.

Transcribed below.

Transcribed below.

Transcribed below.

The typewriter is an Olivetti Underwood 21 from 1966.

The transcription.

The transcription.

1. In Gilchrist County, Florida,
          just west of Waxworths Hobble,  
     There’s a place in the sun  
     Where the caraways run  
And the measuring spoonbills wobble.

Refrain:
Oh, they wobble all day,
And they wobble away
     Over gravel and pebble and cobble,
In a place in the sun
Where the caraways run
     Just west of Waxworths Hobble.

2. The tourists come from sixteen states 
          to watch the spoonbills bobble
     Where they wobble away
     By the Circle K
On the road through Waxworths Hobble.

Refrain.

3. But the caraways don’t care at all, 
          and they plot and scheme to nobble  
     All the tourist buses
     That cause all the fusses
Where the measuring spoonbills wobble.

Refrain.

4. But a caraway is a small, small thing, 
          and it can’t make too much trobble,
     So the tourists have fun
     While the caraways run
And the measuring spoonbills wobble.

Refrain.

By Irving Vanderblock-Wheedle.

Consider, if you please, the gnu.
Now, hasn’t he been true to you?
The gnarwhal has a pointy end;
The gnewt’s at best a chilly friend;
The gnighthawk seldom stops to chat;
The gnumbat up and left me flat;
The gnautilus just backed away;
The gnapu said, “Some other day.”
So if you want a friend who’s true,
Consider, if you please, the gnu.

Fennigan Finnegan,
Pa’s at the gin again;
Finnegan Fonnegan,
Looks like he’s gone again.
Melligan Milligan,
Ma made some swill again;
Milligan Mulligan,
Things sure are dull again.