A warning about violating the terms of service:

“If you are going to violate our TOS, please read this text until it’s not too late!”

…after which comes a paragraph of warning about hacking, phishing, and so on. The question that arises, of course, is this: How many times will we have to read that paragraph before it’s not too late? And another question: Does this sentence mean that it was too late before we read the paragraph, but after we read the paragraph a certain number of times it will no longer be too late? There is a strong temporal distortion field emanating from somewhere in Eastern Europe.