Dumont Network: Midas Welby, D.O. (medical drama). When a teenage girl comes down with a potentially fatal disease, Dr. Welby tells her parents he can cure her in 57 minutes, but only if they learn a valuable life lesson first.
The Brimstone Channel: The Jesus Show, with the Reverend Bob-Bob Lee (religion). Tonight: The Rev. Bob-Bob exorcises a devil’s-food cake.
Northern Broadcasting System: Quirkville, PA (comedy-drama). The quirky new comedy-drama about a quirky small town and the quirky people who live there. Tonight: “Crisis in Quirkville.” Mayor Quentin Q. Quentin says the word “quirk” so often in a speech that it begins to sound a bit, well, quirky, and all business in the town grinds to a halt as the townspeople drop everything to make wry observations.
Metromedia: Al ’n’ Me (comedy). The wacky adventures of best buddies Alexander and Hephaestion as they look for new worlds to conquer. Tonight: Substandard workmanship causes a colossal statue of Alexander to collapse. What wacky punishment will he think up for the contractor?
Golf Network: The Golf Show (golf). Tonight: Morphology of common members of the family graminaceae.
Baldwin Borough Community TV: Baldwin Borough Council Meeting (public affairs). Tonight: Council debates a motion to adjourn.
Wolf Broadcasting Corporation: Fries with That (reality). The hot new reality show that takes ten new college graduates, puts them in dead-end jobs, and leaves them there forever. Tonight: Britney’s plan to get out of work on Sunday backfires when her supervisor says he’s a Jehovah’s Witness too.
The Lawnmower Channel: Haunted Lawns (yardwork). Tonight: A lawnmower that won’t start: is it merely recalcitrant, or is it possessed?
Science Central: Amazing Animals (documentary). Tonight: A dog who uncannily knows when it’s almost suppertime.