TONIGHT AT EIGHT.

Dumont Network: Midas Welby, D.O. (medical drama). When a teenage girl comes down with a potentially fatal disease, Dr. Welby tells her parents he can cure her in 57 minutes, but only if they learn a valuable life lesson first.

The Brimstone Channel: The Jesus Show, with the Reverend Bob-Bob Lee (religion). Tonight: The Rev. Bob-Bob exorcises a devil’s-food cake.

Northern Broadcasting System: Quirkville, PA (comedy-drama). The quirky new comedy-drama about a quirky small town and the quirky people who live there. Tonight: “Crisis in Quirkville.” Mayor Quentin Q. Quentin says the word “quirk” so often in a speech that it begins to sound a bit, well, quirky, and all business in the town grinds to a halt as the townspeople drop everything to make wry observations.

Metromedia: Al ’n’ Me (comedy). The wacky adventures of best buddies Alexander and Hephaestion as they look for new worlds to conquer. Tonight: Substandard workmanship causes a colossal statue of Alexander to collapse. What wacky punishment will he think up for the contractor?

Golf Network: The Golf Show (golf). Tonight: Morphology of common members of the family graminaceae.

Baldwin Borough Community TV: Baldwin Borough Council Meeting (public affairs). Tonight: Council debates a motion to adjourn.

Wolf Broadcasting Corporation: Fries with That (reality). The hot new reality show that takes ten new college graduates, puts them in dead-end jobs, and leaves them there forever. Tonight: Britney’s plan to get out of work on Sunday backfires when her supervisor says he’s a Jehovah’s Witness too.

The Lawnmower Channel: Haunted Lawns (yardwork). Tonight: A lawnmower that won’t start: is it merely recalcitrant, or is it possessed?

Science Central: Amazing Animals (documentary). Tonight: A dog who uncannily knows when it’s almost suppertime.

Comments

  1. Greybeard says:

    I watched the council meeting last night. Someone made an out of order comment about doughnuts and coffee being served after the meeting. That so distracted the board members that they failed to acknowledge the motion to adjourn which then failed for lack of a second, thus stranding the council members at the meeting indefinitely.

  2. MrsDarwin says:

    I missed the first few episodes of Al ‘n Me, so I’m just going to wait to tape the big marathon over Labor Day weekend.

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