TONIGHT AT EIGHT.

Dumont Network: Midas Welby, D.O. (medical drama). When a prominent politician comes down with an embarrassing disease, Dr. Welby must decide whether it is ethical to divulge his patient’s medical information to a reporter, and whether the answer changes if the reporter is a gorgeous blonde.

The Brimstone Channel: The Jesus Show, with the Reverend Bob-Bob Lee (religion). Tonight: Rev. Bob-Bob shows you how to fight back against the War on Christmas with nothing more than prayer and a few readily available grenade launchers.

Northern Broadcasting System: Quirkville, PA (comedy-drama). The quirky new comedy-drama about a quirky small town and the quirky people who live there. Tonight: “Christmas in Quirkville.” Mayor Quentin Q. Quentin learns the true meaning of the season, but he refuses to share it with anybody else.

Metromedia: Al ’n’ Me (comedy). The wacky adventures of best buddies Alexander and Hephaestion as they look for new worlds to conquer. Tonight: Alexander almost spoils Hephaestion’s wacky Winter Solstice surprise by ordering his head chopped off the day before Solstice.

Golf Network: The Golf Show (golf). Tonight: How to keep your caddy busy during the winter months.

Baldwin Borough Community TV: Baldwin Borough Council Meeting (public affairs). Tonight: Motion to award commemorative coffee mugs to outgoing council members.

Wolf Broadcasting Corporation: Fries with That (reality). A very special Christmas episode finds all ten contestants working overtime without pay on Christmas Eve.

The Lawnmower Channel: The Snow Show (yardwork). Tonight: How to harness natural processes of convection to remove all the snow from your walk by no later than May.

Science Central: Ghost Investigators (documentary). Tonight: An office in a suburban strip mall is haunted by ghosts of two deceased paranormal investigators.