DR. BOLI’S ENCYCLOPEDIA OF MISINFORMATION.

Texas Edition.


Alamo. Sam Houston could never remember the name “Alamo,” consistently pronouncing it “Amalo.”

Houston Statue. The statue of Sam Houston in Huntsville, Texas, is the tallest statue of Sam Houston in the world.

Gold. In Texas, gold is commonly known as “yellow oil.”

San Antonio. Recent explorers have reported that the legendary city of San Antonio consists of an airport, a hotel, and a string of strip malls connecting them.

Stars. The stars in Texas skies are so big that only one of them will fit on a flag.

Texas. Texas is larger than any other state that is not Texas.