Dumont Network: Giggles and Sins (crime drama). The new Dumont drama that pairs a by-the-book cop with an architectural-historian clown. Tonight: When a bank robbery goes wrong, Bozar is sent to negotiate for the hostages. But will he lose his grip when he’s trapped in a bank building designed by Mies van der Rohe?
The Brimstone Channel: The Jesus Show, with the Reverend Bob-Bob Lee (religion). Tonight: Rev. Bob-Bob shows you how to exorcise a deviled egg in three easy steps.
Northern Broadcasting System: Quirkville, PA (comedy-drama). The quirky comedy-drama about a quirky small town and the quirky people who live there. Tonight: Mayor Quentin Q. Quentin faces off against the Baker’s Dozen bakery when he tries to ban eating cupcakes while driving.
Metromedia: Al ’n’ Me (comedy). The wacky adventures of best buddies Alexander and Hephaestion as they look for new worlds to conquer. Tonight: Al and Hephaestion want to go to the lodge convention, but their wives won’t let them! Will they sneak out, or will Al just have the girls beheaded?
Golf Network: The Golf Show (golf). Tonight: Six warning signs that you might be playing baseball instead of golf.
Baldwin Borough Community TV: Baldwin Borough Council Meeting (public affairs). Tonight: Council orders pizza.
Wolf Broadcasting Corporation: Fries with That (reality). The hot reality show that takes ten new college graduates, puts them in dead-end jobs, and leaves them there forever. Tonight: When Ashley forgets to give a receipt to a customer who bought two ballpoint pens, her manager makes her write out the rest of the day’s receipts by hand, including the coupons.
The Lawnmower Channel: My Lawnmower, My Love (movie). The Lawnmower Channel’s first made-for-cable movie tells the heartrending tale of a man forced to choose between his wife and his Snapper LT130 AWS riding mower.
Science Central: Ghost Investigators (documentary). Tonight: The team is shocked to discover that their own headquarters is haunted by a team of “normal investigators,” paranormal beings determined to prove that there is life on the other side.