THE FRINGE PARTY would like to thank all potential buyers who expressed an interest in the parliament we had offered for sale. We are pleased to be able to report that the property has been sold to a party describing itself as “Liberal Democrats.” It is our understanding that they intend to “flip” the property, believing that they can, after some negligible superficial improvements, resell it at a substantial profit. They claim two interested bidders already. We wish them the best of luck. Meanwhile, as the property has already been disposed of, we should like to take this opportunity to ask a certain Mr. Nicholas J. Griffin to stop calling our office every five minutes.