From DR. BOLI’S ENCYLOPEDIA OF MISINFORMATION.

Webster, Noah. Noah Webster, the noted lexicographer, was originally Balinese; he learned the English language by reading the backs of cereal boxes.

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  1. JoeBob says:

    What made Mr. Webster a truly amazing intellect was that the cereal boxes were written in German!

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