ASK DR. BOLI.

Dear Dr. Boli: Is it true, as they say, that “an apple a day keeps the doctor away”? —Sincerely, A Noted Herbalist.

Dear Sir or Madam: After many years of experimenting, Dr. Boli has succeeded in showing not only that an apple a day keeps the doctor away, but that three apples a day get you a brick through your window from the American Medical Association.

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  1. Jonson's Window Pane Suppliers says:

    Do these bricks arrive daily, weekly, or semi-annually? Jonson’s is considering giving out complimentary apples as part of a new advertising campaign and feels that more data on this phenomena would be useful as they attempt to evaluate return on investment.

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