LETTER TO THE EDITOR.

Sir: The fact that Julian Assange is a rapist proves by inexorable logic that Wikileaks is a criminal terrorist organization. Also, the fact that Wikileaks is a criminal terrorist organization proves by inexorable logic that Julian Assange is a rapist. If we were thinking clearly it would not be necessary to state such obvious facts. —Sincerely, Horatio T. Pomegranate, Gen’l Sec’y, Int’l Brotherhood of Rapists, Criminals, and Terrorists.