BREAKING NEWS.

SO ONCE AGAIN the latest on that story: Osama Bin Laden is still dead. Reports are coming in from all over the Middle East that Bin Laden is still dead. As you heard just a moment ago, our Washington correspondent reports that Bin Laden is still dead all over America. And we’re getting preliminary reports from American Samoa that he’s still dead there, too. This just in from New South Georgia: Bin Laden still dead. Wait a moment—I’ve just been handed a note here from the producer. And she says that Bin Laden is still dead in Squirrel Hill.