A CURSORY GLANCE at the papers shows that the issue of “gay marriage” is much discussed at the moment. Dr. Boli had no idea there was a debate, so strong is his prejudice in favor of the idea. Now that he knows there is disagreement, however, he is interested in hearing where his readers stand on the question. Thus this impeccably scientific poll.

[UPDATE: The poll is now closed, but the results may be found here.]