SINCE DR. BOLI moved his celebrated Magazine to the World-Wide Web, 404,404 visitors have achieved enlightenment. But this is a mere photon in the darkness: Dr. Boli is ashamed to admit that a large majority of the world remains unenlightened. He will not rest until everyone with an Internet connection and five minutes to waste has had the same opportunity that has doubtless been the making of these 404,404 people. It looks as though his retirement will have to be postponed for a few more years.