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From the article “Billy Ryan High School.” Text is available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License; the mascot picture may be under copyright, but Dr. Boli believes that its use here in a small size for the purpose of illustration and criticism falls under “fair use” guidelines. If anyone from Billy Ryan High School objects, however, he will gladly remove this article.