UNDER THE IMPRESSION that he was joining the John Birch Society, Mr. Oswald Theodoric “Theo” Wren, the noted anti-immigration activist, discovered last night that he had mistakenly joined a similarly named club devoted to recreational flogging, whose members, oddly enough, were mostly immigrants from Guatemala and El Salvador. Mr. Wren is listed in serious but stable condition at Memorial Hospital and is expected to make a full recovery, with the exception of a slight impairment in his dignity.


  1. I am getting the sneaking suspicion that, were I to foolhardily Google the term “Juan Birch Society” with Safe Search toggled to off, I would soon heartily regret it.

    On the other hand, there are darn few things one can Google with Safe Search off these days without a large container of Eye Bleach handy.

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