Every year, thousands of new books are published. But how few of those books are worth reading! Or, to put it another way, how few of those books are written by Dr. Boli!
Dr. Boli has long lamented the dearth of good fiction in modern publishing, and very sensibly came to the conclusion that, if he wanted a novel worth reading, he would have to write it himself.
That book, easily the most eagerly anticipated production of the literary season, is now available to you, the discerning public, at a very reasonable price.
The Crimes of Galahad is a new novel destined to stand with the works of Henry Fielding, Nathaniel Hawthorne, and Amanda McKittrick Ros as a permanent contribution to the literature of the English-speaking world. In it, Dr. Boli has not been afraid to plumb the darkest depths of the human soul.
Galahad Newman Bousted dedicates his life to evil at a young age. But will he succeed in his pursuit of pure wickedness, or will he be seduced by the many temptations to do good that stand in his way? Will he really carry out the monstrous crimes he has plotted? Can he possibly get away with them?
“Gripping.” —Industrial Vise & Grip Weekly.
“Shocking!” —Electrical Workers’ Local No. 278 Newsletter.
“Longer than Frankenstein, but shorter than Moby-Dick.” —Word Count Illustrated.