St. Britney’s Parish invites the entire community to a White Elephant Sale on Tuesday afternoon, beginning at 3 p.m. This is your chance to pick up a real bargain! Frankly, the parish is strongly motivated to sell, as the thing eats hay like you wouldn’t believe. The gentleman from the Presbyterian church who inquired as to whether Fr. McConnell’s pink elephants would also be on sale is invited to go suck eggs.